porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Patty

The derivative of 'Chatty Patty', someone who speaks too much and gives up potentially compromising information on others too easily.

George is a patty

by 17ways July 20, 2023

Aunt Patty

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders

Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?

Person: Begone Aunt Patty!

by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Patti

A word to use instead of a slur

Patti!

by #Happynationalgooningday April 7, 2024

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

Long Island Patty

The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin

“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”

by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024