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Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.
I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.
by FancyNance August 31, 2011
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Packing

When a rugby player or any other human passed out related to intoxication.. Pack their asshole with peanut butter.

Tools Need: Kitchen spatula, bulk size peanut butter, and human rectum. Optional: yellow cleaning rubber gloves for sanitation purposes.

Instructions: Depants him/her exposing their rectum. With kitchen spatula, accumulate a large amount of peanut butter on said kitchen spatula. If accomplice is available, don yellow gloves and generously spread the poor bastards ass cheeks, allowing to full exposure of spatula and peanut butter to anus region and spongy flesh (aka packing their ass with peanut butter). Clean up all evidence and leave the premasice. Ensure embarrassment there after/photography is encouraged and welcomed. Submit your evidence at www.yougotpacked.com
Hey, that guy is passed out over there.. We gotta do a packing and pack his assshole with some extra chunky Jiff.
by Left Eye Lopez December 14, 2013
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pakishop

No one truely means to cause offence by saying "Pakishop" the genral description of "Pakishop" is an asian run-convience store. This phrase is used as it is easier and more descriptive than saying "shop" or even "corner shop". Others people understand which store you are refering to when using the phrase "Pakishop" as it means:
"Nearest Asian-run convience store"
but it is a lot quicker to say.
"Just nippin' up the Pakishop for some bread Mom, do we need anymore milk or sugar?"
by LucifersTear August 2, 2005
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pakis

DONT BE HATlNG JUST CUZ WE HAVE CULTURE AND SEXY WOMEN!
paki women are hot 4 sho
dont be hatin cuz ur white chikks r damn ugly
by Bebe February 23, 2005
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Pankil

Amazing person. True in nature. Dosnt break trust. And amazing singer.
Pankil is the best
by Pankil November 19, 2018
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Paki

by iamanurbandictionaryuser March 12, 2020
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The Pakistani Snowblower

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018
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