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Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"
person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
by uneryio October 17, 2021
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I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
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gentle parenting

Gentle parenting is a parenting approach focused on empathy, respect, and understanding, which guides children using consistent boundaries and positive discipline rather than punishment or force. This style emphasizes building a strong parent-child connection and teaching children to manage their emotions and make good choices by modeling desired behaviors and communicating with compassion. The goal is to raise confident, independent, and emotionally resilient children.
I want my child to grow up independent and emotionally intelligent, so I use gentle parenting techniques to help them learn these qualities from a young age.
by definitions for use November 19, 2025
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Berkeley Parents Network

A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.
by Someguy018 November 4, 2018
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Chud parented

Used when your stupid chud parents force you to get off of the computer while you're playing with bro for a dumb reason.
Sorry bro i gtg, just got chud parented.
by Detective Funnybone May 30, 2025
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One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
by Weapon H April 21, 2021
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