Pancaking

The act of running towards someone smaller than you, thrusting your full body weight onto them, and causing them to be lying flat on the ground with you laying flat on top of them after impact. Your bodies create the illusion of a short stack.

"Dude, did you see what she did to Evan?"
"Yeah, she totally pancaked him. He's still just laying there on the floor. Do you think he'll be alright?"
"I don't know. That pancaking was pretty hard core."
"Yeah it was."

by the master commander April 25, 2013

butta yo pancakes

Get your act together

Friend: Hey man I think I'm going to get this Barbed Wire tattoo.
You: Dude, butta yo pancakes.

by Derek Burns March 18, 2008

Trash Panda

A legendary creature who raids barracks and eats everything.

That trash panda cleared the fridge again

by A115 January 5, 2017

Boston Pancake

latin: Botolph Crustum

Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

pancakes

Crack. Coming from an episode of "Family Guy".

You got any pancakes left?

by Bob1234567890 June 16, 2005

sneaky panda

(n) A Black and White Police vehicle.
(n) A police vehicle parked around corners or in alley ways.

Watch out for the sneaky panda straight ahead!

by rboggs October 12, 2008

ass panda

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.

"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"

by daisy27 August 26, 2006