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Packachulte

The flesh of a human child. The flesh of a human is known as 'longpig' just like beef or mutton. However animals killed before their first year have a different name such as veal or lamb. The meat of a human child, killed before it's first birthday while it's still young and tender is called packachulte.
'Gordon Brown and Peter Mandleson sit down to their morning breakfast of packachulte to get them in the swing of things.'

"Come on you little brat, or we'll be having packachulte for dinner".
by tarquin raddock March 12, 2009
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Pack Shack

A corner store most likelly run by a old man whos origin is off the packistani. Usually a 7-11 or Daisy Mart.
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Pack Shack
Daisy Mart
by The critcizor. December 18, 2009
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Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013
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Pack and a Half

A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.

Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).

This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.

A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.

The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)

LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"

Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
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pack a cooch

Where some one packs their meat into a cooch
by Doughboy Braden October 8, 2013
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pacifist aggressivist

Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
{Pacifist Aggressivist }Definition: noun--A person who identifies as a pacifist but who deals with bullying or direct attacks in a non-physical albeit passive aggressive way
When Sasha approached John and called him a weirdo, John held up his hand and said. "Wait a minute, Sasha" and clasped his hands, eyes heavenward and said, "Dear God, please help me have the patience to deal with Sasha in a way that would make you proud. Please let me not stoop to her level and call her things like "feeble-minded a-hole" and "atrocious dresser. Amen". John closed his eyes for a moment and then refocused on Sasha, "Yes, Sasha. You were saying?"
by fineattitude April 4, 2016
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Pacitti Special

A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
Man, David Bowie AND Robin Williams are dead. That's a Pacitti Special.
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
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