police

murder pass plus

I hate minors… oh wait the police exists

by 5minutecrafts April 29, 2024

Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.

Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."

by smolmua October 31, 2020

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

Horny Police

Internet users who are not police who are horny bur rather people who police horny people

Guy:*comments on tweet thirsting for girl*
Horny Police: go to horny jail *bonks guy*

by gunguything October 3, 2022

chicken police

Quality control person at a chicken processing plant.

The damn chicken police reject all of the chicken on my line.

by Ninashroom February 22, 2023

receipt police

A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry

Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah

by Turtlepawed July 5, 2017

Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020