poo-poo

A term of endearment.... a pet name for a lover.... not to be confused with other definitions

I love you, poo-poo

by DJawesome February 13, 2010

Poo Bum

After taking a massive shit and wiping, Poo Bum is the last bit of shit that won't go away. Usually noticed after getting up and walking around for a while leaving your ass cheeks moist. Cured with a Wipe Down

Oh man, my Poo Bum left a shit stain in my boxers.

Do you have a little Poo Bum Robby?

by butt master October 3, 2008

Poo bums

A way to express the annoyance of something going wrong. Usually used as a polite way of letting out frustration without swearing.

Vincent: Aww man! I shot Marvin in the face!

Jules: Poo bums!

by Mmmavis September 16, 2008

Poo Bandit

Someone who goes into a public restroom and uses their own poo to write "Poo Bandit" on the bathroom stall. In order to be a true Poo Bandit you must continuously do this and never reveal your true identity.

Grace Burke poos every week in a public restroom and uses her finger as a pen to write "Poo Bandit" on the wall in her own poo.

by deapoo May 20, 2009

poo tang

poo tang is what us men like to call the land of pussy

"u gunna get some poo tang tonight?" "hell yea"

by smity May 1, 2006

Poo seed

The powdered and on the more extreme cases seed sized remenants of fecal matter around the anal scphincter. They can often be picked out with ones finger and flicked at others in the room. Often effective at sleepovers and school residential trips.

1) He's been picking poo seeds again.
2) My arse is covered in poo seeds

by matt November 30, 2003

Poo Shark

The poo nugget that will not flush down the toilet, no matter how many repeat flushes occur.

Sorry guys, dont go in there. Theres a poo shark bobbing around.

by Mat King July 24, 2007