Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!
by Lil park November 2, 2020
Get the Parkermug. super sexy mf. Greatest madden player at west ashley high school. Future quarterback. loves black people
by Anonymous manz November 23, 2021
Get the Parkermug. by therealnutterbutter27 June 11, 2022
Get the Parkermug. To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.
“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”
by Daroobee October 15, 2022
Get the parkeredmug. A nifty as hell dude that likes to shoot shit and loves camo he has a big ass house and is playing to swipe his Jamba Juice gift card soon he is very nice and always calls people studied and for some god dam reason he always says lookin ass but over all he is pretty dope
by Gray27 February 12, 2019
Get the Jackson parkermug. A great sexy person that has a long penis and so great in the bed with the opposite sex. He also is very small but has a great sexual appearance
by BatTan08 May 2, 2018
Get the Parker Newbymug. A cool guy with a great personality, Parker Usually likes girls that are nice and supportive, He relies on other people a lot and usually has only friends that are girls and maybe one friend that is a boy, If he tells a girl that he likes her he feels that girl is the only one who understands him and he wants to cherish her forever. Sometimes he gets a little sad if he sees the girl he likes laughing and having a great time with another boy because she doesn't have as much fun around him. He likes getting to know people and doesn't want to feel like a bad person. If he ever cries around you that means he cares enough for you to let you see his emotions.
by Truefacts26381 November 10, 2022
Get the Parkermug.