Salty Peanut

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

by Enth September 21, 2011

peanut butter salad

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

Peanut Butter Cupcake

When one inserts a candle into the rectum, and smears peanut butter around it. For their dog to enjoy on their dogs birthday.

Rover turned 10 today so I made him a peanut butter cupcake. He blew out MY candle!

by hoT EPlC January 29, 2019

Peanut Butter

You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.

Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

Peanut butter balls

A medication that someone would take for seizures.

He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes

by JGBoylan1 October 10, 2009

Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010