Road pigeon

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.

There is a God dam bike lane you road pigeon!

by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020

Road Flare

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.

My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.

by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011

Road Slice

When a girl is giving you road head and you accidentally hit a pothole... and she has braces...

"I had to go to the ER the other day"
"What happened?? Are you okay?"
"Not good, man. I was driving with Sarah the other night and she gave me a road slice."

by Alex'sMomHasGotItGoinOn November 22, 2022

road wobbler

A vehicle that appears to be unsteady or wobble when going down the road, similar to a pull toy with the wheels offset. Also, a person who is operating a vehicle in a manner that causes the above appearance.

John is very unsteady on his bike, he is a real road wobbler.

by gdawd49 August 1, 2009

Rocky Road

When you eat their ass after a mad chunky dump (almonds and chocolate swirl) and realize they had left toilet paper particles behind in the butthole after attempting to wipe said dump (marshmallow bits)

Man I was stoked eat some ass but it was a bad case of rocky road in there :(

by Meowkinzz February 23, 2022

Rocky Roading

When you cum in someone's ass, and then proceed to put your nuts in them.

Dude Sarah just told me we should do rocky roading tonight.

by Gonezo September 25, 2022

Road Ring

A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.

I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.

by BanditBall July 27, 2023