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Old English 800

A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.
Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
by Daxa July 18, 2009
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Old Mossback

A legendary and giant snapping turtle in Waltham, Massachusetts.
by taylez April 9, 2008
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old football injury

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.
by nolookhook January 23, 2009
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old best friend

An old best friend.

1)Some one that you've been friends with for a long time, even though out the changes this person sticks by you. Even thoughout the changes they'll be there for a long time. So bassicaly, you have been frinds with this person for a long time.

2) Someone that you used to be bestfriend.Too many bad things have happened in the relationship. This could be from too manny lies, or deliberatley trying to ruin the friendship. You you don't really talk to them as often as you used to. Sometimes you don't class them as friends. Just starngers with memories.
1)
Person one: I hate her/Him
Old best friend: Sorry what did you just say, you must be mistaken.

2)
Parent: didn't you guy used to be so close?
Old Best friend: we used to be, just strangers with memories now.
by Missyprap October 19, 2013
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Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma
Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
by SlopNChop May 27, 2017
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old indian trick

The general answer to how you did and/or accomplished something.
Man 1: "Dude, I didn't know that that was the perfect gas/oil mixture for my weed eater. How did you know?"
Man 2: "It's an old indian trick."
by Mikey0715 January 21, 2011
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Old Greg

the best sea creature dude on youtube EVER.

hes hilariouso and SEXXIIII
quote from the Old Greg video:


Old Greg: Hi there, I’m old greg, pleased to meet ya. What you doin in my waters?
Fisherman: Just takin the air you know, not fishin.
Greg: Then how come this hooks in my head fool?!
Fisherman: Its nothing to do with me.
Old Gee: Its attached to your rod mother licka!!
Fisherman: Don’t kill me, I’ve got so much to give.
GEEE: Easy now fuzzy little man peach.Ever drank baileys out of a shoe? Do you want to come to a club were people wee on eachotha?
Fisherman: No.
oldgreg: I’m goina hurt you.
fisherman: Excuse me.
GREG: I like you, what do you think of me?
Fisherman: I don’t really know sir.
GreG: Make an assessment.
fish: I think you’re a nice modern gentle man.
GREG: Don’t lie to me boy.
man: I’m not lying.
gregster: I know what your thinking.Here comes old Greg, he’s scaly man fish
by MHolz April 23, 2009
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