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give your meat a good ol' rub

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.
Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?
by shpajz January 23, 2017
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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.
by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
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Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.
"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"
by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009
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give your meat a good ol' rub

give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!
by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021
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Big ol' Bucket of Arse

you kno when you are like walking down the street and you see sekai machache you are like mahn what a big ol' bucket of arse she is..... Or when she is like thinking she is kl telling you are a fuckface after you declare love thts bucket of arse territory right there. cos in reality she loves gavin FITZPATRICK more than anythin in the world.
Kai: Hey gav
Gav: man yr a big ol' bucket of arse.
by GAVIN N November 30, 2007
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ol' fashion coca cola bottle body

1.The perfect body
2.A fat ass with some big ass D-cup tities with a hella tiny waist, skinny arms and a flat stomach with thick hips and legs.
Damn! did you see that bitch with the ol' fashion coca cola bottle body rite thurr ? Im bout to get ghost and holla at that.
by Janelle Tiffany May 25, 2008
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