When you take insert a vape into your friend of lovers ass, take it out and spread the cheeks. You then blow the smoke into the asshole and enjoy.
by Leviticus House March 18, 2025
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The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!
Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
Get the Nebraskan water boarding mug.The act of hundreds of sweaty wrestlers undressing themselves crammed in a tiny locker room after getting oil checked. They take turns stroking each other's cock till they cum. Once they finish, they will spread their asshole open under the running shower and take turns fisting each other.
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Get the Nebbeling mug.That moment in missionary when she's got her legs hooked over your shoulders, you're really putting in work, and then boom the bed just fucking quits on you. Frame snaps, slats give out, whole mattress drops like that Omaha street swallowing those two cars at the light. You’re half fallen in the hole with her, dick still locked in, both of you frozen like “holy shit did we just do the Nebraska Sinkhole?” while the headboard’s leaning crooked and you’re trying not to bust out laughing (or screaming) as the roommates start banging on the door asking if everyone’s alive.
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Extra messy if she’s squirting so hard right at that exact second the collapse happens—now the “sinkhole” is literally flooding while you’re both stuck in the wreckage like it’s a goddamn disaster
Bro, we hit a straight up Nebraska Sinkhole last night. Thought I was going beast mode till the bed ate us alive, then she starts gushing everywhere like the whole thing was rigged. Looked like that viral clip red car, silver truck, gone. Had to MacGyver our way out before anyone saw the carnage… or the puddle.
by Iowaguy87 February 25, 2026
Get the Nebraska Sinkhole mug.When you receive a blumpkin and when you’re about to splooge, the blower wipes your chocolate starfish with a disinfectant wipe to give it a burning sensation.
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