by o07ben January 16, 2008
A fake name used for a Facebook profile. Usually a name that is used to stay under cover on Facebook. Can often be called "low-key Ho Ki"
Steph: Hey Paulina have you talked to Ho Ki today?
Paulina: Ohhh you mean low-key Ho Ki? Yeah she is my bff
Paulina: Ohhh you mean low-key Ho Ki? Yeah she is my bff
by The Secret Prude March 30, 2011
Jetta Hoes are young attractive girls usually 16-26, who are not very intelligent, but come from rich families, or pretend they are rich. When they learn how to drive, they are usually supplied with a new Volkswagen Jetta by there parents. These girls are known to wear big white rimmed glasses and dress very preppy. Ambercrombie and fitch, American Eagle, and Aeropostale are their favorite brands. Jetta hoes are usually really slutty, and will preform most sex acts with most "good looking" males. They are really bitchy, so proceed carefully. Although They usually drive Jettas, some choose other cars as well, Honda civics, acura integras, mitsubishi eclipse and ford focus are a few of the other famous ones.
by Cdub the Collosus September 03, 2007
The current incarnation of the tramp stamp: a tattoo that is placed across a girl's ribcage. Usually taking the form of "deep" or "meaningful" quotations, they never fail to make the bearer look uneducated and shallow.
Megan Fox's ho handle reads, "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."
by seaweeded September 27, 2009
by Juliamoon December 04, 2008
by NATCASH September 14, 2007
Uneducated, middle American bimbo who has sexual relations with pro snowboarders and/or skaters in order to feel cooler than all her friends.
PH: So are you like a snowboarder?
Pro: ya
PH: Cool, are you a professional?
Pro: ya
PH: Well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
Pro: You wanna go to my hotel?
PH: Sure!
Pro to Friend: Yo tell my girlfriend I gotta take care of some buisness, I'll be back in an hour.
PH to her Friend: OMFG!! see you tomorrow. I'll probably be spending the night in Tahoe Donner.
pro-ho
Pro: ya
PH: Cool, are you a professional?
Pro: ya
PH: Well maybe you can teach me how to ride that board.
Pro: You wanna go to my hotel?
PH: Sure!
Pro to Friend: Yo tell my girlfriend I gotta take care of some buisness, I'll be back in an hour.
PH to her Friend: OMFG!! see you tomorrow. I'll probably be spending the night in Tahoe Donner.
pro-ho
by coronaextra July 31, 2009