noodle life

Craziest life ever

I live a noodle life!

by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017

noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011

Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.

That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!

by gmansand October 29, 2010

Noodle banged

Noodle banged Getting fucked with a limp dick

Bryce: "Hey Jeremy how as last night ... was she ya know .. good ? " Jeremy: "uh I mean Bryce I noodled banged her dude " Noodle banged

by Pine guy October 7, 2017

noodle day

November 1 is Noodle day, create the best dish using ramen!!!

Guy: Hey dude is Noodle day!!!
Guy: OH YEAH MAN LETS CREATE SOME GOOD NOODLES!!

by NoodlesForlife October 29, 2020

Murder noodle

A snake. Also what guys named Robbie call their penis.

Robbie was huffing Freon again and whipped out his murder noodle.

by random710 May 31, 2021

Noodle Bros

When two Bros Jack off to the same porn video or porn star at different times.

Mike- "Yo Auston have you seen Gianna's new porno"
Austin- " Yea I beat my dick to it last night"
Mike- "Sick we are totally noodle bros"

by BobLee173 May 16, 2016