Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact

Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.

by ianlikesbigballs May 18, 2018

rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 19, 2013

Gummy Noodle

A Limp Penis

My girlfriend wanted to bang but I drank too much and had the gummy noodle.

by Little Mrs Bish March 22, 2022

Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!

3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!

by Silly bittch May 30, 2017

Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

Noodle Flip

When someone mixes: LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Mescaline, Nitrous & DMT.

Your Nan: Ay yo, i think Im gonna noodle flip tonight

Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.

by a pot noodle October 27, 2020

Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 03, 2018