ganja muffin

a muffin packed out wit ganja

me: these muffins smell good mum!!!!
my mum: motherfucka u better not b cookin any motherfuckin ganja muffins motherfucka!!!!!!!!!

by m.c June 03, 2005

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 03, 2004

Muffin Top

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

by crazy hank June 21, 2010

Muffin' Toe

When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.

Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.

by Ilovemesumme March 29, 2009

Freedom Muffins

Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.

Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt

by 62293Colbert802 June 15, 2010

muffin break

Having To Take A Shit.

"Dayum Ma, I Gotta Take A Muffin Break."

by -chelly* May 12, 2007

Diaper muffin

When you poop your pants.

So no shit there I was standing at the bridge when it washed out and damn if I didn’t drop a diaper muffin.

by Mom making a difference November 12, 2020