Demolish a weeb month

One will chose a month and find a weeb that the person is friends with, or that they know and roast the shit out of them.

You: Hey! Its demolish a weeb month!
Weeb: huh?
You: Yeah! Your build like a fucking pear my guy! Because you probably sit on your ass all day watching anime!

by LB Delirious January 1, 2021

18 months

a fucking lie

Person1: "Hey, 1d's taking a break. for 18 months only though."
Person2: "Okay. I can wait it out."
-6 years later-
Person1: "..."
Person2: "well fuck"

by !ammom oy August 7, 2022

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!

girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020

NATIONAL TWERK MONTH

During the months June July August and September, make a video of you bussing that ass down and send it to someone
(have no one to send it to? send it to @0mgdk on ig)

Belle: Sophie! it’s june.
Sophie: oh snap! it’s national twerk month, better send a video of me bussing it down to someone

by poosos June 16, 2023

time of the month

the time during which a woman or girl has her period; an occurrence of menstruation.

"they assume that if I am upset about anything, it must be my time of the month"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Résumé month

A duration of time anywhere between 2 days and 62 days.

(Not to be confused with résumé year.)

I worked there from May 31st and quit June 3, but hey, still a résumé month!

by TorontoEtymology June 4, 2025

Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020