Gareth Mellor

Ex Deputy-Head Of Kettlethorpe High School, fat nonce, owns 11500 videos of child porn. Likes to pull girls skirts down for a hobby, how did we not realise earlier seemed pretty obvious? have fun in prison gazza xx please fuck off and never come back x

🎵Gareth Mellor Paedophile he plays with little children, he takes em to kettlethorpe to sexually abuse them🎵
Also Father of harry croft, like father like son.

by Gazzaaaaaa November 19, 2023

Landen Mello

Biggest dick known to man and very sexy

“ look it’s landen mello im gonna goon”

by John0234 April 18, 2024

PJ Mellors

A blowjob with a delicious creamy twist

Last night my friend gave me a PJ Mellors

by Buttgas March 13, 2026

g'ed your mellon

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

by Comet21 March 22, 2011

hashing my mellow

When some one says or does something to bring you down off of a high (emotional or induced)

By giving me that news you are completely hashing my mellow I had going.

by Wafflehouser April 12, 2014

Pulling a Mallory

Being in a cunty mood. Dismissive. Irritable in a passive-aggressive way.

Jeez, Clarissa is of a mood today, isn't she?
Yeah, she's pulling a Mallory.

by George the Cub March 28, 2020

Dillon and Mallory

Love unbelievable love amazing we will share each others memories together for life ❤️❤️

Dillon and Mallory are perfect for each other

by MDTBC November 1, 2020