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McDonalds chick

a girl (probably your girlfriend) that will sit in mcdonalds and eat with you with joy.
Robert: There goes Conrad with his McDonalds chick

Andrew: Damn! he's soo lucky having someone that will eat McDonald's with him, I wish i could be him.
by Polish Troll B4L March 16, 2011
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McDonalds

The place where employees will make you want to go to new york just so you can jump off the empire state building. Employees get your order wrong. No icecream. Coffee from the sun. the only good part of mcdonalds are the fries
Kyle: *Throws away full container of mcdonalds fried*
Bob: *Cocks Gun*
by jhyutfrdedtcvygbhj October 29, 2021
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Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."
The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!
by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019
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McDonalds

Mcdonalds is better than burger kin
by Crackrkid March 12, 2021
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Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston
Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald
by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019
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Mcdonald's Special

The act of getting a Double Cheeseburger but taking away the ketchup and the top bun. When this is done you split the burger in half, put your penis inside of it, take a bite out of it, and then you get the mayo and ketchup.
Person 1: Oww my wing wang hurts so bad!
Person 2: Oh why?
Person 1: My dog gave me a Mcdonald's Special!
Person 2: Uh shucks!
by asdfasdfasdfasdhgdsjyikr March 10, 2023
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McDonalds

A restaurant chain that people who willingly stand for the national anthem at American basketball games eat at.
Can you believe it, Earl? If our team wins the basketball game, McDonalds will give out free french fries for showing our game tickets at the drive thru window! I'm sure proud to be an American!
by Inlovewithabsol March 27, 2025
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