Mutiny max

You get pissed at yur girl for talking for hours on end so you punch her lights out and shove your dick in her mouth until she stops breathing.

I performed a mutiny max on that bitch cause she wouldnt shut up about having kids.

by Joaquinnnnn October 12, 2007

Max-isms

Sayings and phrases made by the eccentric genius photographer, Maximillian Kalkman. go look at his pictures, they are gorgeous.

These are several examples of Max-isms.

"you're a dumbshit Mr. Mercedes!!"

"*BUUUURP* WTF?!! I DIDNT EAT ANY FRUITLOOPS!!!!"

"NOM NOM NOM, PAAAANDAAAAAA!!" (<--MIND YOU, HE DID THAT IN A CROWDED RESTAURANT.)

by Aki:) July 22, 2009

max factor

Australian dialect for a dog's erection. Derived from the term "lipstick case".

(in an Australian accent). Look at that puppy. He's got his Max Factor out!!!

by Slaymaster November 30, 2009

max out

to reach the limit of one's capabilities

It looks like your ready to max out your coordination.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2011

Max Mode

A method of dealing with a minor situation by overreacting, becoming irrational, aggressive & barbaric, and having an urge to shove anything, preferably fins, up someone's ass. Usually leads to jail time and over time, a bald head.

what's wrong with that guy? Oh, he's in Max Mode, better cover your ass!

by bo toman April 16, 2008

Max Talbot

Forward for the Pittsburgh Penguins and one of the best hockey players EVER!!! #25 born in Le Moyne Canada and damn sexy!! Great fighter and puck handler does not get enough ice time!

Guy 1:Did you see Max Talbot get in that fight?

Guy 2:Yeah he kicked ass!

by KobraKID December 29, 2010

Maxed Out

The process of being so overwhelmed in which you have no idea of what you should be doing or are doing

J biebs was so maxed out at Mcdonalds last night he messed up our order 3 times.

by Anonomooose May 30, 2011