BLUE MATTER

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by the man with an urge April 13, 2010

Mantext

Text message sent from a straight male to another straight male, or from a straight male to a lesbian consisting of the word "Mantext," some play on words containing "mantext" within, or any phrase including or ending with "mantext."

In essence, "Mantext" operates on the theory that non-sexuomantic texts are always meant with a degree of disappointment, especially those from men (your bros) labeled "Mantext."

The most demoralizing Mantexts are received by those anxiously anticipating a ladytext, preferably on a rainy Friday or Saturday night while watching Redtube.

"Mantext ."

"Lets not argue about semantexts."

"I got 99 problems and a Mantext is one."

"Mo Mantext Mo Problems."

"Happiness is a Warm Mantext ."

"Mantexter United"

"Mantexter City"

"I hope you're not mantexturbating right now."

"The I v s b e Mantext "

"Holy Mantext Batman!"

"Mantext Episode IV: A New Mantext "

"Mantext Episode V: The Empire Mantexts Back"

"Mantext Episode VI: Return of the Mantext "

"Michael Manntext"

"Payton Manntext"

"Mantext Ramirez"

"Hevenu Shalom A-mantext !"

"Did somebody order a Mantext ?"

"It's raining Mantexts!"

"Mantexts of Mass Destruction."

"MANTEXT ACCOMPLISHED"

"To Mantext or not to Mantext."

"There's no Mantext in team"

"But there's a Mantext in win."

"I'm gonna make you a Mantext you can't refuse."

"Official U.S. Military Policy: Don't man, don't text."

by yourfrienddan October 3, 2009

Mattel

Implying that a woman's breasts are fake. Or that one has had plastic surgery done to look more barbiesque.

She is totally mattel.

Hey Dash, check out mattel, 10 o'clock.

She ain't real, that is All mattel.

by Hadassah July 23, 2008

High Maitenanced

Sum1 who only buys brand name clothes, teases poorer ppl, makes fun of ppl who r smart and buy reasonable priced clothes, inlove with makeup more than anything, thinks they are on fuckin MTV!!!!!wen theyre not!!!!

biitch thats high maitenanced: oh ew look those clothes they are not brand named!!!!! i only wear brand name cuz im shallow and im spoiled and a biitch slut whore fag cunt prick etc....im so sexy.

by jennylovesean April 26, 2006

Malte

Malte is a massive simp. Especially when it comes to Sakura he really loves that fictional anime character.

Person 1: Damn Sakura is shit
Malte: Bro Sakura is so freaking good. Definitely a hard simp from me

by SomeGuyFromEarth April 20, 2021

Mactememstupiddumslowmo

1. To be totaly dislexic and retarded while being physically slow.
2. To be totaly confused and unable to speak correctly
Commonly used in insurance/banking organisations in Australia.

Oh "name" your such a Mactememstupiddumslowmo.
Im having a Mactememstupiddumslowmo day.

by 2spesh4u August 14, 2006

Matteo

A stank-ass Pinoy dude that has a crush on every underaged Filipino girls.

He also cries in his sleep because of how lonely he is while watching Vtubers shake their asses.

"OH SHIT, IT'S MATTEO RUN!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S COMING TO RAPE MY ASSCHEEEKS!!!!!!"

by FUCKYOUMATTEO June 5, 2022