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manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.
Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024
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Mate

(ma-tay) Mate is a pretty cool guy. He makes everyone feel better when they're upset and is always there for his friends. He's really smart but denies it, hes really funny, kind, and really sweet. He is also really good at video games and is a real Chad. You're really lucky if you have a Mate as a friend (most likely it's gonna be my friend Mate because no one else is named Mate), so don't lose him. And also btw, he has a real hot mom
Mate's mom is really hot.
by kikibeach September 7, 2020
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Strong Mate

A rather steadfast mate who puts in his fair share through all kinds of hardships. Does things the hard way. Hiting a car and breaking in its windows can also earn you strong mate status.
Ross and Argo are the only true strong mates.
by WigWolf March 12, 2009
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stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
y’all are like stoner-mates”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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Fucking cheers mate

Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."

Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"
by BornProdigy July 23, 2016
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mate

mate is a sexuality. it was when a straight person doesn’t like girls or boys, they like ✨men✨ and ✨women
Hey are you straight?!”

“No i’m mate!”
by Gale Turnip August 1, 2020
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If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
If A Woman Cognitively Move More Than I Do, I Can Not Mate Or Procreate With them
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