An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.
"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009
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A: "What's with the boss?"
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
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Steve R@lf: "Dude I tried the Matt Knowles challenge yesterday"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
Everyone else: "Was your ordeal successful?"
Steve Ralf: "Sadly not, I barely managed one bottle before I simultaneously vomited and defecated myself"
Ross GR: "You fucking bender"
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Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.
The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.
by Jussi April 29, 2004
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by enough of this shit, it's shit January 17, 2009
Get the hetero life mate mug.Matt McNulty is a major hottie in a band called 'Call Me Anything'. He is the bass, backup vocals and he can drum, too. His nickname is 'Mista' and he has once gone 12 days without showering. He has put many videos of him singing && drumming on youtube. Check him out : ofViceandVirtue92 . He is also a cool cat. Also impossible to not love him. He's nineteen.
Fan Girl #1: OMG I LOVE MATT MCNULTY HE IS SO CUTE.
Fan Girl #2: I know, right? Also , Call Me Anything is pretty rad. Mista is such a cool cat!
Fan Girl #2: I know, right? Also , Call Me Anything is pretty rad. Mista is such a cool cat!
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