Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.

The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)

by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021

Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.

"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."

by Cwf1997 May 15, 2021

Majoritarily

Mostly, for the most part

Penguins are majoritarily black and white

by Cheezuts June 3, 2021

majormelonmtn

The best tiktoker ever, she is so funny and loves her fans! She also has a youtube channel called koury ! Some people may describe her as annoying, but they are just 30 year old men. majormelonmtn also known as Koury is the best person out there. Her birthday is august 10th and she lives in nevada 😊

“The tiktoker majormelonmtn is the best!”

by k4urys June 5, 2021

Major Bukkake Moment (MBM)

When an event comes out of nowhere or something unexpected or big happens in your life, altering its course.

Jack: How'd the test go?
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).

by Eagle02 June 17, 2021

majo stan

when ur bsf majo is so cool and hot u make an urban dictionary definition for them

lorena: omg im a majo stan!
lucy: same!
ryan: omg so am i!
davian: no way, same!
mateo: me too!
aya: same here!
cass: wow me too!
leah: yay more majo stans!
spyder: yay!

This is satire I promise

by go away toot! July 29, 2021

Major Dickie Head

An insult used by 5 year olds on the playground.

Go away, you major dickie head!

by Clyde_772 October 29, 2021