march 3rd 

March 3rd is national dumbass day. Don't forget to celebrate!

Person 1: Hey happy march 3rd.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: national dumbass day!

march 3rd by m o f o March 3, 2020

March 10 

March 10 is the day you have to tell your crush you like them

Person 1: are you going to tell your crush you like them

Person 2: no

Person 1: but it is March 10
Person 2 fine

March 10 by Who. Cares March 10, 2020

march madness 

celebrating after Fap Free Feb.

jerking off as much as you can

Danny: hows your march madness going so far?

Brian: im upto 47

march madness by thisisdudu March 11, 2010

March 25 

Is grab a dick day

Oh its March 25th its grab a dick day

March 25 by Momma dicksy February 7, 2020

March 27 

eat your girlfriends pussy out today boys

yo it’s march 27 i gotta eat my girlfriends pussy

March 27 by fuckmedaddypussy March 27, 2021

March 21, 630 

The date that Byzantine emperor Heraclius restored the True Cross to Jerusalem.

March 21, 630 was a very important date... I guess...

March 21, 630 by Super Billy August 20, 2007

march 22nd 

pain

person: Hey March 22nd is coming!
Other person: Oh coo- *reminds self that mcr broke up on 22nd* *cries in a corner*

march 22nd by n o May 14, 2018