As in same as being a milkshake duck but this milkshake is a bad man you should never have trusted that is a total wanker, a loser that pretended to be boyfriend material.
by 4a1000years June 17, 2018

by totallynotyrpseudonym March 17, 2019

When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
by T1ts March 23, 2022

Hey He's got milkshake material
Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender
Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender
by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
by Danosue June 6, 2020

by Jxxxh July 11, 2018
