luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

luke leah

An amazing couple that will last forever and will get married in there twenties you are very lucky to be them or there friends

Luke Leah are the best couple ever it is a combination of funny and hilarious.

by Jake Cilo May 22, 2018

Luke Dnuke

He's the bomb. Luke Dnuke is a very kool person who is very kool. He owns an Instagram account called @_shower_feelings_

Luke Dnuke is very kool.

by Luke Dnuke July 7, 2019

Luke Higgins

A short kid who thinks his cool and annoys the shit out of you

Luke Higgins is annoying

by Yu #2 July 27, 2019

luke robinson

Luke Robinson is one of a dying breed he is a Rebel that fights for what is right no matter the odds , to create a Luke Robinson you need funny , flirty , bold , dirty minded , proud , southern , country and splash in a little crazy to start with. He is a good friend and a loyal boyfriend he voted for Trump and loves the south and everyone in it. Born in the south raised in the south and fights for the south. Luke Robinson will always have your back no matter what he will always be there to fight alongside you or simply be there when you need someone, Luke Robinson is part Cherokee and the rest is pure Confederate a noble and courageous breed is Luke Robinson. If you are lucky enough to have Luke Robinson as a friend you will be in for a lot of good times and know that he will always have your back as bold and daring as a guardian dragon.

What’s that clopping sound?

I bet you a dollar it’s Luke Robinson I know those boots anywhere

I’m afraid that I might get into some trouble with James he said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my jacket

Just go tell Luke Robinson you guys are friends he’ll take care of James

by Mr.HavelockRam March 30, 2019

Luke yakelashek

Luke yakelashek is a total God everyone loves him especially your mom hes smart and funny as hell and especially a hottie. All around he is my best friend

From Luke Murdock

Awe man, my mom just left the house

Ya shes at Luke yakelasheks house

by Yerdamindababy April 12, 2019

Luke Brennan

Someone who Likes to pet big red dogs, is a fan of beastiality, addicted to nicotine, sniff hair, wears jean jackets and baseball pants and thinks it is dope, says dope and yo and bet and pititful alot. Sucks at 2k, fake yankee fan, thinks every girl likes him, does his hair before bed, wears one earring, "isnt gay", is a lightweight, to fuck his/her cousin or roommate, has to split up friend groups 50/50, only take mirror at the gym, sucks at basketball, think Drose is good, have a small penis, and most of all DEFINITELY IS NOT GAYYYY.

God, I just Luke Brennan'ed that girl.

Damn, i feel like Luke Brennan down under.

by Pussyslayer75 October 14, 2019