Loser

Someone who sleeps drunk on a college classroom floor because they have no direction in life, goals, or any real friends. Typically uses weed and alcohol as a way to escape from their problems and doesn't like to admit when they're wrong. Most of the time loser's create their own problems and blame it on everyone else.

" I had this friend who had it going for them but now they're just a LOSER who threw their life away"

by ratchetcarl7263 February 28, 2021

Fucking Twat Loser

The word for people who consistently overuse abusive and/or overpowered weapons, tools, card, etc. in video games.

Jeez, that guy is such a Fucking Twat Loser for using that overpowered item.

by Caillou The Dank Meme November 8, 2017

Loser

Donald Trump

Biggest loser ever is Donald Trump

by Nekaj November 11, 2020

loser panda Gianny

This is a slur from the Netherlands targeted to someone who is extremely incapable of performing or completing a certain task which seems inconceivable easy. It can be used in any informal setting, for example in a Discord call when playing games or when you are chilling with friends during schoolbreak.

'Wat een loser panda Gianny! Hoe kon je nou niet een voldoende hebben voor Duits luistertoets?'

by Omega Sussy Balls EllisD March 7, 2022

Loser

Someone who doesn’t have a job

You’re a broke loser

by Staliar April 12, 2022

Loser

Someone who’s birthday is on October 13th and is amazingly awesome

Gage dice is a loser

by Jasmine1234567 October 12, 2020

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025