Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

logical stupidity

An bad or stupid idea that makes sense.

Person 1: “Let’s get close to the lit dynamite to put water on it so it doesn’t explode us!”
Person 2: “That’s logical stupidity.”

by Thunder_Rose August 2, 2023

ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023

Female logic

Female logic or girl-logic is regular logic with a fallacy intentionally or intuitively introduced in order to achieve a goal, especially when presented by a sexy female to a confused male.

Female: That sofa was 10% off so we made $1500! Since we made so much money, let’s go on a mini vacation this weekend!

Male crying inside: that’s female logic, shopping and making money is the opposite, but I can’t say that and have a fight…
Male out loud: you are so amazing! Where do you want to go?
Female to herself: Yes! Goal achieved! New sofa and Vegas trip all in one, yay!

by Oli123 April 27, 2024

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

by end00 May 6, 2024

qwerty logic

A seemingly random but deeply intuitive and human-friendly way of ordering something to work, pretty much like the QWERTY keyboard and its arrangement of alphabets.

At first, many aspects of yoga can feel intimidating and disorienting. But, as you go through the motions, it all starts to come together in your body and it feels like qwerty logic.

by Literary Lancaster May 21, 2024

Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

by laulogic November 30, 2021