loafofbreads

A loaf of different variations of bread.

Can I buy a loafofbreads?

by Attack Doge December 4, 2020

Loafed up

1. To get into a relationship

2. To fall in love

3. To get picked up

4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it

On brand with being “cuffed”

“I’m trying to get loafed up like a piece of bread”

by BlackSunflowerBears August 29, 2021

double loafy

a loafy on top of a loafy

are you done in the bathroom I'm gonna have to do a double loafy

by Kritch May 13, 2005

Cooter Loafin'

When a bitch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her vagina will start to resemble a dry sponge... some may mistake it for a starfish.

"Damn, Sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin' all damn month.

by Sam and junk March 28, 2009

Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

Loafie

An adjective describing one who is a preppie / chauncey.

Oh damn, why is Loafie on the roof with a pitchfork?

by djbuttfuckahippopottamus January 18, 2011

loafer

loafer-a person who has experienced a sexual encounter with a loaf of bread.

wonka loafed the rye all night long.
shes a real loafer.

by joey s January 24, 2006