liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Lucky liquid

Any liquid you keep safe, just as a good luck charm

I think I’m gonna ace this test, I brought my lucky liquid

by Mrbobpants April 3, 2022

liquidable

I wrote this so I could make a point in codenames

An orange is liquidable

by IHAVEBIGISSUES June 30, 2021

Liquid Cunt

The aftermath of a douche after its been used.

The toilet water smells better than your liquid cunt!

by Jenji28 July 11, 2016

liquid fart

is a function of your bum hole and is usally considered a sign of divine intervention it is when you pop a fart cloud and instead of gas coming out its drops of liquid, it is usally used for nuclear fusion if collected. During the cold war, the russians provided this element to the freedom fighters of afghanistan which formed the birth of bin laden.

Stalin: fuck my brown dot is warm with liquid fart.
Scientist 1: i got you jit (gets tungsten beaker)
Scientist 2: 2.5ml should be enough for bin laden

by flaming wolfs eye May 31, 2023

liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 30, 2017

liquid heat

heat in the form of liquid.

my thumb was painted from liquid heat.

by Kevinw05 September 1, 2022