The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

serval kitten

A baby or young serval.

Look at the serval kittens play together.

by Ritacca March 2, 2023

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.

Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten

by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018

uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<

person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.

by RileyKay May 26, 2024

Pissing kittens

When a woman is extremely angry.

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

neck kitten

Cock

Karen slobbers on my neck kitten every morning

by anonymous June 25, 2023

kitten

a discord mods name for literally any one that looks like a female

kitten
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by wisegameplays July 9, 2021