Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.
Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
by 420 praise it November 20, 2016
The hottest man alive.
by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022
Emma is a hottie with a body she is so hot and loves MEA she is very cute,and thicccccckkkkkkkqqq and with good blonde hair and short and good at everything
Emma Kelly-Brock is a hottie
by Mike sumeu March 13, 2019
Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
by agarita September 28, 2018
by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.
by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019
1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no
2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”
2) self explanatory
2) self explanatory
by Isthereanuntakenpseudonym September 06, 2019