Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011

My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐

by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.

Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..

by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020

Jordan Henry

When you flip flop too much and you cant pick a side and you threaten to slap a hiroshimaru.

Stop being a Jordan Henry.

by NTNitingale August 17, 2020

CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy

John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy

by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020