clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

jizz missile

The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis

I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.

by piggro December 22, 2008

Jizz Hanky

A condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.

Henry: I found a Jizz Hanky in my sister's trash can.
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?

by Dickballs29 January 31, 2009

Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!

Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!

by Vandilan June 8, 2015

jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off

Tony's popping a jizz gernade

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

Jizz Pirates

A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.

After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.

by Robert Eh May 14, 2005