jim tom

The absolute biggest honkey name that will have ever lived.

Hey jim tom I heard that you go to second base with your cousin last night !

by Cletus jr. June 3, 2014

jim gill

A slang term for a person who has murdered five or more police officers or law enforcement officials. Commonly used in The Ukraine and parts of Eastern Europe.

"Boy a proper Jim gill me hear"

by Jamal Marcus Jones November 4, 2014

jim wilde

A sexy ladies man. Has skills. Very good with his hands. Has an amazing penis. Faithful, humble, and makes women crazy.

Jim wilde? Ya we know him who doesn't?

Fuck Jim Wilde. He fucked my lady!

by Dr. Phillip oliverholes December 20, 2016

rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez November 28, 2015

Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.

Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Cold Jim

The process of urinating in a condom, freezing it, then letting your girl use It as a dildo

I'm going away for a bit so I decided to give my girl a present of a nice frosty cold jim

by Frosty Folk October 14, 2018

angry jim

An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.

He's gone and done an Angry Jim. Drinking pina coladas in a sombrero at a funeral.

by AJ1000000 April 18, 2018