Jeff

He’s the perfect guy.

I will love him forever.

Him is the bestest.
by SecretDuckGarden January 20, 2022
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jeff

v rare kind of jeff (one)

this “jeff” is also known as jeffy but only for me cuz he’s my boyfren !
super duper cute, sweat, owes me lots of stuffs & i’m his- thing.
does lots of stuffs w you (me) and also v slow w being frisky hah yes
“ew jeff is a leech
by weow2 June 16, 2018
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jeff

A man that pretends his name is John. He never cleans the kitchen, and loses his keys. He is scared of the dark.
Oh - this is John! His name is Jeff!
by Paul Kellerman July 17, 2022
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Jeff

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very cute, attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.

He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.

This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.

by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020
I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jeff! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.
by Bweheh9008 November 24, 2021
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Little Jeff

Basically a much worse way to call someone a Midget, UmpaLumpa, Troll, Shrimp, Hobbit, Dwarf, KeeblerElf Any individual that is height impaired
He's just angry cause he has to spend his life being a Little Jeff!
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Jeff Bassett

Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"
by dudehellllo April 11, 2019
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My Name Jeff

Epic Fortnite gamer:"My name Jeff"
9 Year old gamer girl: "fuck me"
by PokeBread December 12, 2018
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