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24 January

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!
by Pandisz November 24, 2020
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14th January

Girls born on this day are the sexiest bitches you will ever meet. They are usually tanned, with huge tits and a great ass. They are fiesty but kind and super sexy. Supermodels on the outside but on the inside they are insecure and shy. These are a golden gem that you can’t lose. However, she will most probably reject you because she will be searching for her love of her life that hasn’t come to her yet, so she’ll spend her time ignoring you yet becoming obsessed with you if you stop bothering her. Treat her like a princess dude.
“Yo that girl is fiyaaaaaa.”

“Yeah she sexy af. She must be born on the 14th”

“What dude”

“14th January!”
by 14thjanlover October 25, 2019
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January

The worst fucking month of the year when it comes to memes and YouTube monetization.

You are much less likely to be monetised in January, and very often nothing of note happens. If it does, like Logan Paul's suicide forest incident of 2018, then you are likely to be demonetised due to the controversy.

Memes are also at an all-time low for the year in January, with an incredibly short shelf life and low in spiciness. This is proven by the Ugandan Knuckles, Somebody toucha my spaghet and Big Chungus memes all occurring within the January of their respective years.

January is known to be "YouTube Hell" for many, or "Demonetisation Hell", or the "Month of the Sea of Yellow Dollar Signs".
Random commentary YouTuber: "It's a January meme. Not only will I not be able to make a funny video out of it, but I won't get monetised!"
by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019
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january 20 2018

its surprising its January 20 2018 and trump is still president
by Evandjdjsjskdks May 21, 2017
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January 17

If Ur a Boi and it's a girl's birthday, go tell her how beautiful she is and that you love her couse January 17, is the day that beautiful people are born.
Anwar: You are so beautiful I love you
The girl that birthday is on January 17: aw thanks
by Bignoiyes134 October 17, 2019
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January

Most bad,savage lil devils who you don't wanna mess with and are not afraid to do anything
James:"y dose nobody wanna mess with him/her,they can't do anything"

Tyler:"dude he's born in January she/he's a lil devil,savage if u say that to him/her face they will make u regret it don't mess with her/him
by Xxxjprest0n17 November 24, 2019
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January 2020

Phrase or slang used to express negativity. or a series of unfortunate events.
Phrase used due to all the unfortunate events that took place in January 2020
If my girlfriend had to dump me it'd be January 2020
by jjjjjjjjjjjjj44 January 30, 2020
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