the jason shumwhey

The guy who volunteers to be the last car of the train in the all man gang bang in prison...from day one.

I love being in front of the jason shumwhey every friday night!

by wet squirrel prod April 07, 2005

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Jason Wavra

D1 Michigan Athlete, NHL Prospect and straight A student who gets many girls and is a nice respectful young man.

Jason Wavra is a pimp

by Connor A. April 27, 2022

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Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

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Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.

The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.

by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022

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Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 03, 2017

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