ivantill

a bl ship which involves Ivan and till and one of them dies, which is Ivan because they're singing on a stage and then Ivan gets shot Charlie Kirk style but not before kissing till to help him win the round, which is considered “doomed yaoi”. It's really really sad you guys hsould watch alien stage because it's really sad.

Ivan: kisses till and dies
Till: oh no
Me: oh no ivantill is doomed yaok

by cakkecup69 February 24, 2026

Ivanwhore

The original name of the 1819 historical novel by Sir Walter Scott about a brave, loyal, Saxon whore before his editor suggested he make the novel about a knight rather than a male whore. When Walter protested, his editor is reported to have said, "I shortened the title by two measly letters. Just change the action from cocksuckling to swashbuckling and we'll be good to go."

When the boy said he wanted to read the book Ivanhoe, his teacher suggested, "you may want to read the original story Ivanwhore first, but your parents will have to sign a permission slip."

by Velvet Tongue March 7, 2026

ivan

a beautiful man that everyone loves and deserves the world

person 1: wow that guy ivan is so beautiful

danny: go away hes mine

by dannylovesivan May 14, 2025

IVAN

A super un athletic person it pisses you off

Harrison is such an IVAN for sitting out on practice

by Brojoecopp June 2, 2025

Ivan Krasnoperov

Ivan Krasnoperov is the most loving, caring, understanding man ever. He will see all the goods in you and see your scars as something to be loved. He will give you a princess treatment even tho he’s cold sometimes. Will be obsessed with you in the cutest way. And will always try to make you happy.

- is that Ivan Krasnoperov?
- I really wanna marry him.

by OGMarsu! June 16, 2025

Ivan's downloading

When your little brother is downloading when you're trying to jerk off to character AI or play arma

Duval dude I was trying to jerk off to character AI with bub but Ivan's downloading

by bryfryduval July 27, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

All we know:

-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
-He’s married to Till
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025