Irish cream, aka: semen, sperm, cum, man milk, slut syrup, baby gravy, jizz etc etc.
Another way of saying cum.
Another way of saying cum.
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People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common.
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.
Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction.
Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan.
Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.
Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction.
Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan.
Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".
A million Irish starved to death during the potato famine. . .You're on an ISLAND for chrissakes, learn how to FISH, you stupid Micks!
I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly!!
Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish!!
Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??
I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly!!
Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish!!
Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??
by Palladio December 30, 2007
Get the irish mug.Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.
From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.
Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.
Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!
Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.
Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.
Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!
(Both shouting and screaming)
Mrs Dineen: Get off!
Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!
Mrs Doyle: I am.
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.
Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.
Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.
Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!
Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.
Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.
Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!
(Both shouting and screaming)
Mrs Dineen: Get off!
Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!
Mrs Doyle: I am.
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Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*
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