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internetsting 

Noun.

A word used to describe something that is:

A) Interesting and was found on the internet.

B) An interesting piece of information that pertains to the internet in some way.
A) Jiminey: "This video of a talking cat I found is super internetsting!"

Hans: "You're a fucking dork."

B) Stefan: "I can check my e-mail on my I-Phone! Isn't that internetsting?"

Mugger: "Shut up and give me the phone and your wallet, dork."
internetsting by Joe with the face February 8, 2007
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Internet Badass

A person that takes a problem that they have with a person or group of people onto the internet(facebook). This problem they may have with the person or group of people could have begun in person or they could just start the problem on the internet. An "Internet Badass" will say very little if anything at all in person to the person or group of people that they have the problem with. They dont feel comfortable saying anything unless its on the internet(facebook). "Internet Badass" also covers people that deal with there problems with a person or group of people through texts and phone calls. Most of society would refer to these people as "Bitches" and that they certainly are.
Internet Badass by D mufuckin J August 24, 2011

teh internetz 

1. Place: The anti-world of the internet. Filled with dumb-fucks, spammers, cheaters, bots, noobs, and fakes.

2. Language: The (primary) language of teh internetz. Misspellings, and grammatical errors of the english language run rampant. When learning the language, it may help to bash your face into the keyboard between sentences.
John: I lost my way and ended up in teh internetz D:
Craig: LoL!1! tg ikk bde 5k Meh JusT @e a b@ge| XDXDXD

intercest 

(from combining internet + incest) When you finally meet up with your 'secret' internet lover & find out that it's your dad/mom/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin
- Dude I'm never chatting on mIRC again, did you hear what happened to Bruce?
- What?
- He met up with SexyGal4u69me & found out it was his sisterrrr
- Gross!! Intercest!!!!
intercest by catfight12 January 9, 2009

internet girlfriend 

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.
C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

internet slang 

A form of new language that peopla have found neccesary to create to confuse the "older" generation. This new language has given a rise to ALOT of the words that can be found at urbandictionary.com .
FOX NEWS: "Interner slang in dominating the new world...the republican world!!"
internet slang by Ritz February 27, 2005

internetz 

Something given to people as a reward on the internet.
/b/tard: SAUCE PLEASE!!! MANY INTERNETZ TO PERSON WHO FINDS IT!

/b/tard 2: Fap hard /b/rother
internetz by 0oanono0 February 25, 2008