Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 06, 2019

don car

when you couldn’t give a shit about what someone says. Or when you want to annoy the hell out of someone, say this repeatedly.

Clif: dude did you hear what happened to Will the other day, he...
Brian: I don car

by FJBC September 19, 2019

Car Butt

When a passenger falls asleep as soon as the vehicle begins motion.

"The baby has car butt. Take him on a drive to put him asleep."

by Keybo4rd_Warri0r June 28, 2013

car dp445

Racer Number 95, Lightning McQueen who was given the title car dp445 for going out on the town with minors for publicity, but claims the 8th grader he was going out with told him she was 18. He is also know as Lightning McGroomer

"car dp445 once again caught messaging minors after being caught 2 years Ago”

by Sockman247 October 02, 2023

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 01, 2020

Car nudes

Photos t of desired car parts that car enthusists typically share via text message late at night

David's wife caught him exchanging car nudes again last night.

by Bearsbeetsbattlestar February 20, 2017

Safety Car

A vehicle which is employed in many motorsports, but notably in F1. It is deployed onto the track whenever an incident happens, and while it's on the track, no driver is allowed to overtake and must follow the pace.

Subject A: Safety Car deployed

Subject B: What happened?

Subject A: Car #9 spun off the track, got stuck in the gravel

by L.D. (@ProjectHR1) April 19, 2021