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Holy Toledo

A sexual act that involves the trinity orafices of a female's body (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus). Three men simultaneously penetrate the three orafices while holding hands and saying, "Oh God, Oh God" until they 'reach the promiseland'. It is named after Toledo because Toledo is the land god forgot.
Lauren was at Arnie's Bar&Grille when she was propositioned by three members of the boy band Booze Money to be the Mary Magdalen of their Holy Toledo. To which she responded, "I'd be down but I have lock jaw, a UTI, and I just ate some Tony Packo's."
by Clang May 11, 2006
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holy grail

The Holy Grail is the tomb of Mary Magdalene and the Sangreal documents, which prove that she was Jesus Christ's wife and that he was a father.
This theory is discussed in the books Holy Blood, Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.
The Holy Grail is not a cup, but rather a metaphor for something much more important.
by Malorie April 28, 2006
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Holy grail

1. A used 1-liter bottle cut in half to be used as a drinking instrument. Primarily to be used in consuming alchohlic beverages.
1. Fletch: Hey, would you guys mind if I poured some of my soda into a glass?

Tony: No can do man, dishwasher's broken, gunna have to build yourself a holy grail.
by TFree January 5, 2010
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Holy Crap

This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".
Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.
by Poop??? October 3, 2011
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Holy Crap

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"
by Bossalicious April 20, 2017
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holy tomatoes

a term used by some freaky bitch julie.
hey mom do u think i can have some money *drops smoke* HOLY TOMATOES!
by fredgates March 22, 2005
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Holie-Goalie

The female equivalent of a cock-blocker. A friend who prevents a woman from scoring some action. Can also be called a "Trapper-Keeper".
"I could have hooked up with that guy if my ex didn't show up to this poetry reading... He's such a holie-goalie."
by alyssainfinity May 14, 2010
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