horsed

laying down and having a person(s) slowly walk over you while shitting

"Yo Jordan got horsed last night, it was crazy."

by waterbottle73 March 6, 2023

hoedumpster

Your friend drops when of there hoes and you take it or all your friends do it and you just take there Hoe

You hoedumpster you can only get hoes after someone stops talking to them

by Sweaty_trashcan8 April 7, 2023

Hoped

To have combustible Anal sex with a hot “goth chick” while blasting Heavy Metal.

I hoped hope last night!! Rock on!!

by Le Domoington May 30, 2023

hoeda

Hoeda is soda for hoes. We hoes like bubbly non-beer drinks, such as champagne, spritzers, and wine coolers, that are looked down upon by bourbon and beer types. Bonus points for inclusion in the hoeda category if a drink is cheap and you're sloppy.

"What other drinks should we take to go tubing, some people hate beer?" "Whatever, just some decent hoeda, as long as it's cold."

by jaxon jonson May 30, 2023

Hoedini

A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.

Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Hose

Verb

To insert your dick into a full drink and then opening the faucet, resulting in the drink overflowing. This term is often used to describe an action intended to displace or dilute the original contents of a drink through the introduction of piss

Dave really hosed Kyle's drink yesterday

by CocktailHoser July 29, 2023

hoedealins

Hoedealins: hoe-deal-ins
When you are dealing with a hoe. When a hoe is up to no good or you yourself are being the hoe and now you gotta deal with all these hoes.

Brennan showed up late today for work a gain, and you wanna know why? "Asked Joey"
Hoedealins ! The boy is dealin with all these hoes!

by Joeyscoop August 14, 2023