hood-wash

To receive fellatio, or to get a blow-job.

Yo man I got the sickest hood-wash from this hottie last night

by M-tizzleZdizzle August 12, 2008

Hood stamp

A tattoo, usually script writing or Olde English font, of a person's name on the neck. Found between the clavicle and lower jaw.

Damn dude, did you see his hood stamp? He got his baby's mama's last name. Shit is crazy.

by br1ghtdarkness June 15, 2010

hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

by mledwards34 October 28, 2010

Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 2, 2010

hood hotdogs

Some nasty dirty burnt hotdogs that you can only get in the hood or any ghetto place for that matter. If you eat them you might get food poisoning.

Costumer: Can I get some hotdogs.
Server: Sure we all ready have some made here you go .
Costumer to Friend: Ew this is a hood hotdogs.

by Harry (The Original) July 12, 2011

Hood trip

A trip to a ghetto or hood from anyone who doesn't live there but needs something from the hood. I.E. to get drugs, or liquor.

Ray: Liquor stores aren't open on Sundays in Baltimore.
Cab Driver: We got one in the neighborhood.
Ray (Speaking to the others): I guess we're going on a hood trip. Don't act up or I'll leave you there.

by Chico Blacklung May 5, 2011

Hood-e

Anything you want it to be so that your friends have no clue what your talking about.

Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?

Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!

by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011