guitarded

a stupid guy who trolls the internet, and say all music is crap except kurt cobain.

guitarded: im so stupid
other guy: yes we know that.

by digurl July 31, 2005

guitar face

Some one whose head is shaped like a guitar and has strings growing across their face.

Christ, look at that man, he looks like a Les Paul...........he truely has a Guitar Face!

by Rampont Rodjer May 20, 2008

guitar nerd

A person who obsesses over guitars and guitar related paraphernalia. This Person spends most or all of there time talking about guitar and famous Guitarist they barely take the time to actually learn how to play a song from start to finish. A large number of these people attempt to learn songs like 'stairway to heaven' by 'Led Zeppelin'. A guitar nerd will also obsess over a certain model or brand of guitar such as the Les Paul, Stratocaster or SG.

Guitar Nerd: I just bought a new Pedal for my SG.
Friend One: Ya that will go good with all your other pedals, amps and guitars you don't know how to use.
Friend 2: Dude you are such a guitar nerd!

by Joel Martin June 17, 2008

Guitar Hero

Guitar simulation game for people who have no friends and/or don't own Rock Band.

Tom: Hey, wanna come over later and play some Guitar Hero co-op?

Bob: Dude, why don't you buy Rock Band? It's sooooo much better than Guitar Hero.

Tom: Well, you and Steve are my only friends. I don't see the point.

Steve: Hey, don't include me in your little group. I actually have friends.

by WARDOG256 April 20, 2008

Guitar Hero Scenario

A Guitar Hero Scenario when two or more people, preferably a couple are having an arguement.

Then in the middle of the conversation one(normally the male) will offer to play a game of Guitar Hero.

Normally when this happens the other person will either.

A) Break Up With You
B) Leave Angrily
C) Tell You To Leave
Or
D) Play Guitar Hero(very Unlikely)

The Guitar Hero Scenario is also Related to
The Tetris Scenario
The Halo Scenario
The Wii Sports Scenario
and
The Luigi's Mansion Scenario

Diane-I Can't Beleive You Deleted Me On Facebook!

William-I Can't Beleive You Wanted To Pose For Playboy, Your Not Even Hot!!

Diane-Thats Not What Your Dad Said!

William-Wanna Play Guitar Hero?

Diane-Um No!! What A Stupid Question, I'm Going To My Mothers, I Will Pick My Stuff Up In The Morning!

William-I Think I Just Got 100% On Purple Haze On Medium, Oh Nevermind, Thats 10%

Diane-I Can't Beleive You Tried The Guitar Hero Scenario!!

by Ninstation August 5, 2009

guitarded

When one of your bros thinks they sound just like Slash when he can barely play.

Joe: dude, Steve's guitarded he's been bragging about how he can play avril lavigne all week.

Steve: Why you gotta be so complicated?

by guitarherbro September 29, 2011

Fixing guitars

making-out. but the next day, denying it.

I couldnt come to your party because my guitar broke and _________ had to fix it.

by ohhh,why do you want to know? August 6, 2003