Graduating

Verb. Stepping up from one grade to another/ moving on to something better.

(Relationship)

Linda - What was it you wanted to talk to me about?

Steve - Alright, I'm graduating from your ass.

Linda - ...Graduating?

Steve - I'm moving on to your friend Lisa she's a lot better in bed than you are.

(In Real Life)

Yo my boy just graduated from his bitch and got himself a MILF

by Officer Spectacular May 21, 2010

Grade 8 drunk

The act of being so drunk you think your cool shit, but you can't remember who you were with, what you were drinking, or where you ended up like back in grade 8. Usually occurs in late teens, early 20's.

Guy 1 "You were so drunk last night!"
Guy 2 "I don't remember a thing."
Guy 1 "Haha, yea you were like grade 8 drunk."

by baltic2009 September 25, 2011

Grady

The biggest douche bag ever. Grady is the kind of guy that is good looking but cocky af. He is a player and he does not deserve a girl.

Dude Grady is talking to Jessica right now, I thought he just broke up with Naomi?!

by knowthemeaningOG October 22, 2017

penis grade

Penis Grade is what you rate a guy's penis. You can rate it by length or circumference.

Wow, that guy's penis grade is probably a 7

by anonymous996669 February 25, 2015

Graddiepaddie

A word that fits into a sentence where you're trying to explain somethimg but it all just falls apart and you look like a bloody idiot.

"And then of course I jumped on his back and sailed into the distance.... you dont believe me? OHHHH..... Graddiepaddie."

by Dutsie Dylan July 10, 2009

Grade Tease

Similar to a cock tease, a grade tease is a teacher or lecturer (usually female) who appears to gain satisfaction and enjoyment in withholding the results of finished assignments until the last possible moment.

The grade tease will spend the day parading around the classroom or lecture theatre, informing students that she has their marks but not actually handing them out. After informing students that she has the marks, she then spends her time thinking of several menial and degrading educational tasks for her students, before finally handing out the marks.

The tease appears to get some sick satisfaction from the pain and stress that he/she is inflicting and throughout the course of the day asks questions such as 'how do you think you have done'? or makes statements such as 'some of you havent done as well as I expected'.

Teacher: So class I have your marked assignments here, but first I think we should read this case study on the Arabian Sand Industry

Student: That teacher is such a fucking grade tease, I dont even give a shit about this case study.

(The next few hours are then spent reading pointless case studies / texts whilst crapping your pants about the result of your assignment, resulting in a totally unproductive lecture or seminar)

by Northern1 April 6, 2011

Grade-grave

The result of a student carelessly receiving a zero on an assignment in the early stages of a school year, earning an F overall F. The student then is forced to spend the rest of the term digging themselves out of the "grade-grave" into the shining and glorious sun of an A-. Symptoms of grade-grave include raging parents, a heart attack in the 6-week report card, and constant sleepless nights spent calculating the various difficult paths to grade resurrection.

Guy 1: Bro, Mr. T's Spanish class is so easy, I like half-ass the homework every night! Wanna go out to the movies tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man I can't, gotta grind on that 1 paragraph assignment tonight.
Guy 1: That crap? Took me like fifty seconds!
Guy 2: Yeah, well I'm working my way out of a grade-grave.
Guy 1: Bro, that sucks!

by PicoStar September 3, 2012