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Steven The Gorilla

A black endangered Gorilla who lives in the Baltimore Zoo.
Little girl: Mommy can I touch Steven the gorilla?

Mother: Hell naw, you might get aids or something

Little girl: OK mommy ( walks away)
by Mark7890 June 11, 2006
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gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.
guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night
by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009
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godzilla

1. A term used to refer to a large person
1. Holy shit! That girl Margaret from DA looks like GODZILLA!!
by Bobbybrown11 February 7, 2006
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Gorilla

Angry ass black bitch that beats on white chicks because she thinks they might be taking whats hers...when they got it ages ago!

Often found in the poor areas of own
Gorilla: Hey whore! You stole my boyfriend
White Girl: Poo bitch I don't want your hairy-ass boyfriend
by gorilla hater October 27, 2008
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Godzilla

A movie monster that is supposed to be some sort of radioactive dinosaur but in reality has all the qualities of a giant newt, including amphibious habits, a slow and clumsy gait, a cute face, and the ability to regenerate.

The original Godzilla film, which was originally entitled Gojira in native Japan, was a cheesy, exploitative B-grade movie with an iron-fisted and rather pedestrian attempt at social commentary. It was followed by 26 redundant and largely unimganative sequels, a terrible American remake, and countless fans who somehow think that this was a better example of the craft of movie-making and artistic siginificance than "King Kong" (1933).
Do you want to watch a truly horrifying movie that is a warning about nuclear warfare? Watch "The Day After" (1983). Godzilla is pure escapism.
by Killing Kittens July 18, 2006
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Godzilla

A Godzilla is when you sneak into a mans apartment and then rape the man in the ass. When your about to pull out you realize then that the man did not shower for a year. When you cum your cum turns brown and smelly and when it touches the skin it gives the skin a rash. Then when your done cuming you piss all over him and shave off your pubes so the person that got raped looks like Godzilla, and his back will look all scaly because of the hardcore rape.
What happen to you last night, oh i think i got Godzilla.

Wow why is your back all horny, oh i think I got Godzilla
by sturve October 16, 2011
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gorilla panic

When a hurricane comes and all the black people freak out
As soon as hurricane Katrina started there was mass gorilla panic
by 504ian November 16, 2014
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