Goontrix

When you leave your Morning VR goggles on too long and goon out to the point you forget reality and only live to goon.

My friend Tony got VR goggles a month ago and we haven't seen him since, I think he is stuck in the Goontrix.

by Wizard of Goon January 14, 2025

Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Goontastic

An expression used to show admiration for a 'gooner' and and action he has done.

- I edged through five whole spongebob seasons
- Goontastic!

by 2018 feeling January 23, 2025

goonterial

gooning material

“hey u got the gooning material?”
“the goonterial u mean?”

by goonergoon February 9, 2026

goonterial

goon material = goonterial

“hey do u got the goon material”
“do u mean the goonterial”

by goonergoon February 9, 2026

Goontum full-extravaganza

It is a festival focused on gooning where you bash and beat for fun.

do you want to go to the Goontum full-extravaganza

by DigginInUrButtTwin February 10, 2026

Goontology

The science of Gooning, or the act of being so sex crazed that an individual, typically male, will spend hours upon hours, sometimes even days obsessing over their sexual fantasies to the point of insanity. The science of Goontology looks to find new ways to maximize the pleasure of a person and bring that pleasure to new heights never seen or felt before by any other man in history.

I have a degree in Goontology and have perfected the method of creating the most pure feeling of sexual pleasure in the modern day.

buddy your ass is not waltuh white

by FindingBitches February 12, 2025